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safe call

1. An outgrowth of the BDSM safeword, by which you arrange with a friend before meeting someone new that you'll call him/her at a certain time. If your friend receives this call, all is well. If your friend does NOT receive this call, it is the friend's sworn duty to call the police and report a problem. Very popular in a world where you meet someone from the internet who might be crazy.

2. A friend you can call when you want to evoid someone else. You can literally call and start a conversation mid-stream, and your friend knows what you're doing and plays along.
1. Herbert, you'll have to uncuff me so I can make my safe call.

2. It may sound weird when Susan's on the phone, but that's because I'm her safe call.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen October 28, 2005
mugGet the safe callmug.

safe sext

the act of sending a dirty picture message of ones self to their special someone. this picture does not contain nudity while at the same time not leaving much to the imagination...
dude: hey babe, let me get some picks.
chick: i only practice safe sext. is that okay?
dude: no, no its not...
by w4e2e0d April 5, 2010
mugGet the safe sextmug.

safe word

In BDSM community, a word (usually irrelevant and strange in the context of the sexual situation) agreed by the participating parties to cease the activity. This is so that the submissive partner(s) can say "stop" and "no" as often as they want during the session and use the safe word when they actually mean it.
Top: *whip whip*
Bottom: Ouch, no, stop, please stop ... FISHSTICKS!
Top: Huh?
Bottom: Dammit, that's our safe word - now seriously, fishsticks!
by H.C. S. June 11, 2006
mugGet the safe wordmug.

Safe Sex

Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have
by Oddjobguy147 May 1, 2006
mugGet the Safe Sexmug.

V-Safe

A man who has had a vasectomy, thus cannot have children.

A common term in the swinger/adult community. Often combined with "D/D free" (drug and disease free) to indicate a guy you can safely have unprotected sex with with no risk of unwanted pregnancies.
I'm D/D free and V-safe. Pick me Vanna!
by Long John By July 25, 2007
mugGet the V-Safemug.

Roll safe

Ty: see you in a bit
Levi: roll safe
by Robyn1233 January 14, 2016
mugGet the Roll safemug.

safe sax

Smooth jazz dumbed down for the masses, such as Kenny G.
Aw man, this isn't jazz, this is safe sax!
by Adam December 28, 2004
mugGet the safe saxmug.

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