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Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.
Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.
by bASS201 November 2, 2018
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banchod

Do not be a banchod; your sister is for your brother-in-law.
by avix_007 August 29, 2003
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bainchod

a popular Hindi curse word meaning to 'fuck your sister'. It's used very often in India and most of the time, when it is said, it's literal conotation isn't taken seriously.
Joe: "Hey I stole your chicken curry"

Ali: "You're such a fuckin' bainchod!"
by aroon October 1, 2006
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Bunchee

To mix a water-soluable drug (e.g. methamphetamine) with water, draw it up with a turkey baster, and squirt it into the rectum. Similar to a "Shroom Enema"
Hey dude, I scored some speed, let's do a bunchee!
by Tacobaxter August 16, 2013
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bunch

affectionate term used when addressing a good friend, often accompanied by adjectives like silly, cutie, funny and alike.
"You know what I don't understand? How come... ?"
-"Oh, silly bunch. That's just an urban legend."
by LibArb April 29, 2005
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blunch

First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.
I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.
by solidgol September 19, 2012
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Bunching

1. Bunching (V.) is the act of butt sex in between two mathematicians (Bunch Buddies or Bunchers(N.)). During this sex session one of the mathematicians will yell out math functions and questions. Then the other mathematician will scream out the answer. Sometimes the answer will be unknown and in this situation the receiver will have to scream out “meh!”.

2. The act of spooning while discussing famous mathematicians from history such Euler or Newton and many more.

3. Bunching directly results in puzzling packets of problems so difficult that they rape the minds of students, causing intense emotional pain. Problems so hard that tutors break down and cry from their inability to solve the problems, students from other classes laugh thinking the problems are jokes, and math professors are so confused they jump off of buildings.
1. Eric: oooohhhhh!!!! Yaaaaa!! How does that feel you dirty limx→a (sinx-x)/(sinx+x) !!!!!!!!
Bryan: OOOHHHHHHH!!!...........meh!!!!

2. Bryan: I really enjoyed our time together last night spooning in front of the fire and discussing Johannes Kepler's love for geometry.

3. Timmy: My mind hurts from the raping that the puzzling packet of problems caused.

Jimmy: Yeah, i heard our teachers had some serious bunching the night before they made that assignment.
by Bunchmister November 3, 2009
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