Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"
"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"
-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"
-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
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Barrett: hey (name)! (Insert funny joke)
(Your name): *in your head* has a crush on him but doesn’t want to admit it because you have a flirtatious friendship but don’t know for sure if he likes you back*
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