Barbadildo

A cat's penis or other phallic object with backwards pointing spines.

Jesus, my poor cat Anastasia just got torn up by that alley cat's barbadildo.

by PainoManz August 10, 2009

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003

BARBD

To be cut off , you sound dumb , to be rejected ,

Your hair cut looks stupid , barbd

“Says something stupid “ barbd

by Yairb_ January 13, 2021

Scan The Barcode

Scan the barcode is current Brighton and London slang for Check It Out. It comes from the link between check outs in supermarkets and the barcodes they use.

I'm gonna scan the barcode on that new Sean Williams album

by Jon Klaff August 31, 2004

barbedos hotspring

When you put your balls in a glass of warm milk, then have a chick blow bubbles into it with a straw, thus reenacting a hotspring.

Chick: Wait a minute, there's no hotsprings in Barbedos, so why is it called a Barbedos hotspring?

Guy: Shut up and blow

by WuTang October 14, 2006

Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Barbed Wire Dildo

The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.

This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.

Mel and I were so angry that we decided to rape his anus with the barbed wire dildo.

by MelPOM August 30, 2009