banana etiquette

When you get a banana for yourself, you have to offer to get one for any other member of the tribe who happens to be in your general vicinity.

Violation of banana etiquette was part of the reason James got voted off at Tribal Council on Survivor (March 2010).

James also violated banana etiquette by taking several bananas for himself at once. So he failed to offer fellow tribe mates a banana AND took more than his fair share.

Always remember that poor banana etiquette might get you voted off the island.

"Leona totally violated banana etiquette with those donuts in the breakroom. She didn't tell anyone they were there and scarfed down three before lunch!"

"Leona, bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken!"

by supermagic8ball April 4, 2010

monkey banana raffle

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")

"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

by L. Griffith May 22, 2007

Banana Rule

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.

Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.

by dub jay February 12, 2009

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010

bananacon

The utter amazingness that is the culmination of a banana and a piece or pieces of bacon. Banana makes pancakes, fluffanutter, smoothies, etc. better and bacon makes burgers, meat loaf, salads, etc. better, so why not combine the two?

This bananacon is delicious. It's odd, the flavors don't clash or mix and yet this invention is phenomenal.

by Saucy Shoe January 21, 2008

banana tease

A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.

"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."

by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008

banana fire

One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named Scott.

Google it for a good laugh.

Scott: hurrr durrr banana fire *alight*
Very Scared Girl: Oh my god! Take it off! Takeitoff!!!!!

by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011