Baguette

(1) A loaf of bread that's awesome. Often classified under the categories of french pastries, or baked goods.


(2) A super HxC prommie from the game Mabinogi.

(1)
Shannon: Damn, I'm hungry.
Kurukuru: Eat a baguette, faggit. <3


(2)
ex:
Noob #1: omgwtfbbq! it's the prommie baguette!!!!!

Baguette: Omgwtfbbq, hi random noob. :>

by SH4NN0N March 8, 2009

Baleeta

Someone who is really awesome on a game, either on a game console or a pc game(online or not).

Z0mg that kid is so baleeta

by fluffyhead April 6, 2009

Chocolate Baguette

A sexuall act in which a man takes a shit then uses a Turkey Baster to place the shit into a another mans anus he then shoves his cock up that mans anus and when he ejaculates he removes his cock and puts it into the mans mouth and the man licks the shit off his cock.

The other day I had my gay boyfriend round and I gave him a chocolate baguette

by SKuffLe December 29, 2009

baguetted

To be arse-raped by a thieving French fuck (normally a Parisian).

I got a taxi in Paris today and the driver added his own tip - he "baguetted" me.

by Aussie Battler June 12, 2008

Bale moment

A phrase to describe someone's freak out which reminds others of when Christian Bale freaked out with a long, profanity-laced verbal freak out to the cinematographer on the set of "Terminator Salvation."

Can you believe Mark? He had a Bale moment at his kid's baseball game when he cussed out the Little League umpire in front of all the kids and families.

by Sadie Vincent November 7, 2009

Baguette

Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.

I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.

by PedoBear3000 October 23, 2019

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005