Idiot blossom

A plant that requires minimal care to thrive. So called because *any idiot can take care of it*.

"I don't even water this idiot blossom, and not only is it surviving, it's thriving!"

by Allison Bobb August 22, 2014

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Pink Blossom

A perfectly pink and puckered female booty hole.

Rachel was begging me to tongue punch her pink blossom.

I was hittin her doggie when I spread them cheeks and peeked at her pink blossom.

The aroma of her pink blossom was intoxicating.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

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Basically a girl with a very sexy appearance. No matter what you do she's always going to be on your mind. You don't care how much you creep on her photo's even when she's into another guy, you want it and you want it now.

Guy: "Damn...Wish I could find me a Blossum"
Girl: "Wish i was Blossum.."
Guy: "Bitch..."

by Hoomoosaapien April 13, 2011

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Blossom

1.noun-the Leader of the powerpuff Girls. Slightly arragant, slightly bossy, slighty nice, slightly mean. And a whole bunch of other slightly's.

2. A flower

1. "Blossom, move out of the way, the giant monster's destroying Townsville

2. "I picked these Blossom's just for you!"

by Luigifan12 July 14, 2004

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Desert Blossom

A sadist & masochist activity in which a cactus is used to brutally fuck one in the anus or vagina thus causing extreme pain, but in their case also, extreme pleasure.

Note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage

Boy, ever since i got that desert blossom taking a shit has been more painful than ever!

by Papa Thornberry January 16, 2010

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