Ballduck

Someone/something that fails at being what it should be.

Guy: Brandon! you're such a Ballduck!

by ŦĥìşìşиőtŠρąrtą [ṌשּׁἦŽ] February 28, 2009

Ballgogglian Neck Stamp

When ones testicles and genitalia are dipped in any sort of ink and a male places his ball signature on the back of the females neck subsequently claiming that land as his own.

The true ballgogglian citizen claims his property with a ballgogglian neck stamp, and you shall know she is owned by the unique testicular pattern on nape of her neck and thou shalt not plow a land that hath already been seeded.

by Jakespeed2 February 18, 2009

hot air ballon

The act of farting in someone's mouth, causing it to fill up with hot air.

Bobby slowly lowered his sleeping wife's head to his anus, and farted causing a hot air ballon to be created.

by Mr. dude June 9, 2004

Ballon Sword

A ballon sword is a typo for balloon sword, but you're either in a hurry or you are fucking stupid.

How many ballon swords you got, Cooper? I need to shove one in my ass.

by MayMay Aint Slick August 23, 2016

Baldouche

One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.

"That Chris Daughtry sure is a baldouche!"

by THE REVERENDJAMES BEAUTiFUL April 10, 2007

Balldom

To insert ones testes into the condom along with the penis. Often used to heighten the sexual experience, donning the balldom will also reduce your chance of catching Herpes.

Man: Holy shit I just came!
Woman: Allready?
Man: Yeah It was the Balldom.
Woman: Your pathetic!
Man: You have Herpes.

by Internet Dipshit March 20, 2011

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006