"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my neighbor was working in her garden, when I saw her from behind I told her how fine she was and ended up getting a free shake at the backyard burger!"
by Haroldinatl May 1, 2006
Get the Free Shake at the Backyard Burgermug. by amadd man May 3, 2009
Get the thirty acres in her backyardmug. The craziest/chillest muthafucka to ever live. Considerably the most overpowered character in video games history.Pablo is one of the main characters in the popular computer game, Backyard Baseball, by selecting this character as your player, you almost guaranteed yourself an easy victory in this game. Pablo is known for his insane home runs and mighty crack of his bat.
by shmoopango February 14, 2018
Get the Pablo from Backyard Baseballmug. While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
Get the San Benito backyard bare downmug. A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.
Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.
by O'Katalina January 15, 2014
Get the don't shit in your own backyardmug. Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017
Get the and I have a time machine in my backyard!mug. Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025
Get the Growing potatoes in the backyardmug.