Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 13, 2010

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 06, 2005

Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

by shaun br April 21, 2017

Close the blinds

To chill out or calm down

Raini close the blinds it's just a joke.

by Tinypyro June 06, 2017

Blind Weekend

When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.

Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"

Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"

Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."

by LV3 July 13, 2013

Friend Blindness

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.

Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."

by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010

boob blindness

The inability to see flaws in a persons character or statements due to their breasts

I didn't see how mean she was to me for my boob blindness

by knight_dalvo April 17, 2014