butt-bleed

When your nose is bleeding it's called a "nose bleed." When your butt is bleeding it's called...a "butt-bleed."

I woke up with a couple of extra people in my bed and noticed almost immediately that "Joe" who had been sleeping with his head on "Kita's" shoulder, had bled all over her shirt.
"My nose is bleeding!" Joe exclaimed.
"At least you don't have a butt-bleed," I said.

by tank grrrl May 13, 2007

Nose bleed

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.

"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008

anal bleed

"anal bleed" The term used for someone whom is a drain upon society/germ. A peasant of such non desirable form that they're resemblance is that of claret from the sphincter.

anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

"That guy is an anal bleed... he got kicked out for biting the security"
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

No time to bleed

Generally used in trash talking, when someone "has no time to bleed" it indicates that they are so badass that they can, by choice, not bleed. This can also indicate the idea that for some reason the other person could not manage to hit them, as opposed to hitting them but not making them bleed.

Guy1: "I'm going to murder you!" *shoots Guy2*
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*

You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!

by DaDude9211 June 26, 2008

Nose bleed

When a Women Walks With Her Head Up High, Confident and Knowing She's The SHIT

You, You are a nose bleed

by DCORION April 9, 2017

Are you on your nose bleed?

What you tell a man when he is "PMS'ing" ... Man up!

Dude- Gah! I had the worst day of my life! This went wrong and that happened and then this person called me and I feel like I wanna... la la la la

Chick- Are you on your nose bleed?

by Woo Woo Holmes/Jones August 20, 2008

Made her feet bleed

(from joey trap lyrics) Genius claims that her feet will bleed from her feet scraping against the ceiling when Joey Trap is fucking her with her feet in the air. I dont really get it tbh, its weird.

I made her feet bleed last night when we fucked.

by Dominic-lost-his-brain-cells June 22, 2019