Man look at his face. It is like two black furry catipillars mounted themselves on this forehead. That dude has some serious Bert brows!
by dragonneus July 14, 2018
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Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!
Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!
Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!
by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022
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a curious little fruit :) quite fine in taste. if enjoyed in reasonable quantities, makes you do funny things. tho caution is in order! excessive consumption might lead to a very close relationship with john (yeah the one u find in your bathroom)
by Bigbinx January 2, 2011
Get the Mang-Berry mug.the sweet berry gods are fictional gods in which players in Minecraft sacrifice themselves by throwing their body into a sweet berry bush or 100,000, thus causing said person to slowly die and successfully giving in to the sweet berry gods.
Bob: I need to go out there and sacrifice myself to the sweet berry gods.
Jane: Please no, why will you be doing all of this for the sake of berries?
Bob: yes.
Jane: Please no, why will you be doing all of this for the sake of berries?
Bob: yes.
by GoldenEmperor October 30, 2020
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by CatraIsANeko June 11, 2021
Get the sara berry mug.An alcoholic beverage, made with a 2:5 ratio (or, if you prefer it stronger, a 2:3 ratio) of Grey Goose vodka to cranberry juice. Also known as a Cape Cod. You can use other vodka in the same price range or higher to substitute (Belvedere, SKYY, or in desperate or budget cases, Smirnoff with Cranberry flavor) because cheaper vodkas have a stronger bite and make it more difficult to drink at higher ratios. Tastes very smooth, and is available at most clubs, especially in the US and Europe)
by Enygma702 February 6, 2008
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This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
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