battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")

"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."

by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010

Crab Battle

1. A hilarious flash video based on the game series "Metal Gear Solid." Google "Crab Battle" to view.

2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.

1. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"

2. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"

by Mehro June 3, 2005

Fortnite Battle Royale

It is a cartoon remake of pubg that is made for the retarded side of the human spectrum, especially for the kids. It's a game that divides society and a very good fashion. People who play fortnite = mostly retarded kids. People who do not play = normal people.

Kid at xbox : I love Fortnite Battle Royale so much i want to pway a lot of fortnite i love fortnite haha drinking my mini shields!
Parent on the phone: Yeah , that would be great, we can meet up at starbucks, wait, do you know how to put kids up for adoption?

by PussySlayerTrump July 6, 2018

battalia

complete twat. loves himself completely, will not go anywhere without checking his hair first, total gay boy

that guy is such a battalia

by his ex-girlfriend April 18, 2005

Battle Bottle

Liquid containment vessel used primarily during fleet movements and engagements while playing EVE Online.

ChaeDoc II > Need to go AFK for bio
Moefugger > Use your Battle Bottle
ChaeDoc II > It's full :(

by ChaeDoc July 25, 2011

battle fever

When you are excitingly mad and would do anything to beat the living shit out of a person.

Because the cop had battle fever he beat up the drug lord.

by Consularmage500 May 5, 2015

Battle Mercy

The final evolution of a Mercy main. Fueled by pure rage and spite, Battle Mercy is easily the most deadly player in Overwatch. Her pistol is very strong at both long and close range, and with her mobility she can ambush you from any angle imaginable. Skilled Battle Mercy's can easily take down a Roadhog, and the cackle of pure delight after killing a Widowmaker echoes through the voicechat.

I got gold elims as Battle Mercy, go heal yourself noob.

I won 8 player FFA as Battle Mercy, suck it.

by Dace#11410 June 16, 2019