Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
by Boy with too much time September 27, 2018
Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
by Cadet McDaddy October 01, 2016
KELLY RIPA: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ITS NOT TUESDAY!
REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.
KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.
REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
REGIS PHILBAN: WHAT ITS MONDAY AND I WANTED A BAGEL.
KELLY: BUT WE WERE SAVING THOSE FOR TUESDAY.
REGIS: WE ALL THREW DOWN ON THE BAGELS WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BAGEL NAZI?
by Wortman Defiance i h8 thatcunt November 29, 2009
A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.
by Memelordicus July 04, 2019
When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
by Woaks April 23, 2018
When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.
*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel
*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel
Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"
Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"
Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"
Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"
Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"
by The Bagel Bros. October 19, 2015
When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
by Surge1221 March 10, 2011