atomic wedgie

A painful prank where 1 or more people pull the tighty whities of somebody up and over that persons head while they are wearing them, sometimes covering their eyes. This wedges the underwear up their crack, sometimes causing them to cry. It is really funny to watch!

That nerd was being nerdy, so we gave him an atomic wedgie and made him keep it there for an hour!

by person66666666666666666 April 21, 2006

atomic fail

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.

Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.

by Flopjack August 5, 2008

Atomic firecrotch

A redhead with so much hair in their pubic area its like an atomic bomb went off. way past the level of a normal fire crotch.

guy 1: dude how was that chika last nist?

guy 2: suckish she was a real atomic firecrotch!

by scruffyladoche March 26, 2009

Atomic Lotus

This move can only be pulled off by young single mom (ages between 16-23). Atomic Lotus occurs when a single mom decided to let the grand parent (assuming they both are still alive) baby sit the little ones at night. Afterward, when the baby decided to go to sleep, the mother will go out and party or do what she wants.

There's a big party going on tonigh; I'm going to drop an Atomic Lotus tonight.

by BenchMax345 March 7, 2009

atomic bomb

Mankind's first attempt at playing God.

The atomic bomb leveled cities; when did God give that right to men?

by Montes April 3, 2008

average atomic mass

The weighted average of the atmoic masses of the naturally occuring isotopes of an element.

Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.

by Killa Chris the Great September 29, 2006

atomic

1: A devastating experience of epic proportions from which nothing or very little is left intact.
2: Having to do with atoms or the atom in general.

Thats just atomic!
Today we will study atomic science.

by A being March 17, 2004