astronut

when an alien ejaculates or nuts

yo dude did u see that alien at area 51 astronut into that policeman.

by JDSAVAGE July 25, 2019

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When an astronaut masturbate and cums in space.

Jared was so lonely and bored that he astronutted atleast twice daily.

by Day worldoo June 16, 2021

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astronut lollipop

When you forcibly jam one testicle in your partners ass while thrusting in her space

Borty entered her assmosphere with his astronut lollipop during blast off!

by AzRev July 28, 2022

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The astronut lollipop is When you are blasting doggy style and a space rock gets lodged in the backdoor with suction!

I hit it so hard I ended up with an astronut lollipop for my girl to suck on.

by AzRev August 3, 2022

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What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021

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