asswipe

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

by john shoemaker November 25, 2003

asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

by Fuckhead November 11, 2006

asswipes

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

asswipe

A better pronunciation of the original asswipe..........so real asswipes wont know what the hell you are talking about!!!

What's up asswipe ( AHZ-WEEP-A)

by ME October 15, 2003

asswipe

A person that rich snobs pay to wipe their ass after they take a shit.

(Snob, snaps fingers or rings a bell) "Oh, asswipe?!" (Asswipe) "Yes, sir?" (S) "Would you mind wiping my ass?" (A) "Not at all, sir."

by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."

("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

by Archemedez November 23, 2007

Assignment Dancing

The little dance a student performs whilst doing an assignment. This is usually associated with assignments that the student does not wish to do but has to, or assignments being completed whilst listening to music; or both.

The dance often contains little head bobs and elbow movements.

"I can't stop assignment dancing, it must be because economics is so boring!"

by Ausadian August 23, 2009