asswart

The pairing of Ciarass and Stewart. ;p

Cirass (on her phone): Love you!
Stewart (on his phone): Love you too.
Abby (on Cirass' other phone): ASSWART! (hangs up)

by Abby&Chloe September 25, 2010

Assland

A common reference to the City of Ashland, Oregon, by people residing in the neighboring communities.

Reasons for this pseudonym vary, but but are believed to be related to the following rationale:

1) Assland is on the end of the valley, and it's a pain in the ass to travel there.

2) The town is known to be composed of an ultra-progressive, Socialist group of Baby Boomer Assholes who will rumble with pipes and chains over removal of a tree from their neighbor's property.

3) Various residents of Assland enjoy parading through town, streaking, or bike riding naked, thus your chances of viewing some unwanted Ass are high when you enter the City Limits.

4) Assland is the only community in Southern Oregon to ASSess a meals tax.

The Socialist Republic of Assland is located on the I-5 Corridor, just north of the Oregon/California border.

by The Dude from the Valley August 5, 2011

Assbandit

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.

by devillock June 30, 2006

asswanger©

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.

George D. Bush is an asswanger©

by Antonius Molinum. Iames luvdi August 2, 2006

assanine

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

by nick October 20, 2004

asswad

1. A wad of ass.
2. A particularly unsavory character.

David wont lend me a dollar, what an asswad.

by Tempyst January 20, 2003