assumist

assumist: someone who is continually making assumptions and doesn't know the full facts.

Person A: I was standing next to a chinese lady in the queue.
Person B: Oh you were eating chinese takeaway for lunch were you?
Person A: No, I was having a chicken wrap. Your such an assumist, chinese people don't always eat chinese food!

by YoudLoveToKnow September 24, 2018

Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 6, 2020

assumption

You don't want to make an assumption because you will be and ASS-and your-UMP- will-TION- you

You will think a little harder before you make another assumption.

by Chris h to hissy h July 1, 2005

asscum

When a guy's jizz gets all over a girl's ass. Can only be done by the most kinky of sex partners.

Guy: Ima asscum you tonight.
Girl: Make sure u aim in the hole!

by Zack can fuck u good July 17, 2006

assimilation

The USA.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

asshum

ass-hum
another word for awesome

Amber: Awesome!!

Kagen: You mean asshum?
Amber: Asshum?
Kagen: Yes, asshum.

by AmberR0207 October 11, 2014

Assimilate

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.

1) The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

2) The guy didnt assimilate to people not from his neighborhood, it was his neighborhood, not theirs.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020