angster

A term of endearment for one who is simultaneously defined as either 'emo' or 'goth' and a 'gangsta'. A rare, but potent combination.

'Yo, Emil, stop bein' such a fuckin' angster, yo!'

by Professor Velly August 29, 2004

Angst

A feeling of despair, anxiety, and depression. It is usually applied to a deep and essentially philosophical anxiety about the world in general or personal freedom.

The term "angst" is now widely used with a negative and derisive connotation that mocks the expression of a common adolescent experience of malaise; in this sense it has become one of the most debased words in the current vocabulary.

by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006

Angst Pony

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"

Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"

by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010

Angsting

(verb) the act of banging your head repeatedly against the nearest wall and saying "angst" over and over in a monotone voice.

Rick was not surprised to find Page angsting, he knew she had just lost a contest to get free passes to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

by 42IsTheMeaningOfLife March 6, 2010

Angus Ontario

A town in central ontario, canada with a limited gene pool, that even makes people from Barrie look normal.

John: That girl Michelle is an inbred whore. I wouldnt fuck her with a dogs dick and you pushing.

Dave: I know, Its because shes from Angus Ontario...

John: That explains it.

by Jimmy hates color October 3, 2011

Angst Muffin

Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.

My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.

If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.

by Zephyranthia November 24, 2010

Angsty Teens

More than one Angsty Teen.

Teens: pffft, we aren't angsty teens, we're just misunderstood.

by ReeeeeMeister666Except420 October 28, 2018