Amazon Hoplite

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.

Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.

by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018

Amazon echo

Ask amazon echo to call the police. Nothing bad happens its really cool.its a secret don't tell anyone though

Amazon echo

by Mynanleftme February 19, 2020

Amazon Peasant

A person who toils in Amazon warehouses and pees in bottles to make Jeff Bezos even more wealthy.

Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.

by Thea Patriot July 21, 2021

Amazon Predator

a person who stalks something that was ordered on Amazon through every step of shipping

mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator

mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online

by OG grandma May 27, 2015

amazon-go

To shoplift an item.

I'm about to amazon-go this snickers bar.

by Jaker17 December 6, 2016

Jovanni Amazon

A big ass boy

Jovanni Amazon is 𝓕𝓪𝓽

by QueefMcnuggetMcGee January 13, 2020

Blazing Amazon

During sexual intercourse, the male participant sets fire to the female participants bush and uses his semen to put out the inferno like a naked fireman.

Last week, Eric gave Evan a blazing amazon and his bush still hasn't grown back.

by dankfishmccullins September 3, 2013