by Mattj May 28, 2016
Get the Y'allre mug.This Mexican guy who is fanatic of metal, . Lives in a small town in California called Dos Palos. Does a lot of working out, but is really weary when it comes to sports. He is shy and very quiet, unless you know him very well. He often gets mistaken for a Satanist for the things he does and the band shirts he wears. He may or may not be mentally unstable (according to people). He plays all the basic instruments in metal such as, drums, guitar, bass and has decent skills with all of them. He only has a handful of friends and tries to enjoy life, but often can't, because of people's stupidity and their taste in music, also the amount of insults and injuries he gets are a fuck ton. He is very comedic, and a very enjoyable person, but often gets questioned for his morbid thoughts and sense of humor. One can never figure him out, he always hides his emotions and his thoughts, unless you're good enough to get it out of him. But overall he's a pretty cool dude to hang out with. And when it comes to talking to metal oh ho ho, his knowledge on it is incredibly high, he knows a ton of bands and his three favorite sub-genres are black, death, and traditional metal. Some of his favorite bands bands include, Bathory, Obscura, Angeles Del Infierno, Baron Rojo, Cannibal Corpse, Pestilence, Gorgoroth, Mayhem, Judas Priest, Burzum, Luzbel, Suffocation, Death. So anyways, if you go to California, you might see him around...
Person 1: HEY SATAN.
Person 2: You look like a 17 year old.
Person 3: Go away you devil worshiper.
Person 4: No one likes you, kill yourself.
Alfredo: Fuck all of you and rot in hell.
Person 2: You look like a 17 year old.
Person 3: Go away you devil worshiper.
Person 4: No one likes you, kill yourself.
Alfredo: Fuck all of you and rot in hell.
by Meheecan Metalero March 22, 2013
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Someone who is a compulsive liar and will not stop with a lie until you actually start to believe them. Also when an "Alfred" gets desperate, they will use facial expressions and won't laugh when telling a lie.
by Dustin Hu January 8, 2009
Get the alfred mug.Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.
by Mike Medina February 5, 2008
Get the Dirty Alfredo mug.To score a meaningless empty net goal in clutch situations. Also can be used as scoring a meaningless goal in a blowout game.
"Hey did you see Kaberle's Alfredsson last night? Yeah, it was pretty cool how neither stajan nor O'Neil wanted to Alfredsson the puck."
by Iafrate November 10, 2008
Get the Alfredsson mug.One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on dank, Nicotine and clever hair cuts.
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.
Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.
Alfred can't spell onion.
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by Nelms May 1, 2008
Get the Alfred mug."Despite being up three games in a best of seven series, the Yankees became the worst allerednics of sports history by losing four straight to the Boston Red Sox."
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