illegal alien

1. an alien who does not have the necessary documents to be on earth.
2. illegal ownership of alien.

1. "Why's the alien so sad?"
"He's about to be launched into space because he is an illegal alien. That's why he is sad, and he will die."

2. "I have an alien at home."
"If you have an alien at home, he would be an illegal alien. You are not allowed to own aliens here."

by Steamy Bunny August 28, 2022

alien spaceship

During sex when you ejaculate you take the jizz and rub it on somebodys face with your hands.

Mike: Hey how was sex with Maria last night?
Tom: It was great, I even alien spaceshipped her!

by monkeyfruk June 6, 2009

alien ant farm

A band that used a Michael Jackson song to get popular. But honestly, the songs they write THEMSELVES sound so much better.

Good songs: Glow, These Days

See Also: pull an alien ant farm

by thehappyemukid! November 8, 2003

Alien High

When an individual is so intoxicated from smoking marijuana that he or she no longer feels human, but instead feels like an extraterrestrial.

I smoked out with Joe before we went to see Alice in Wonderland; we got alien high.

by afropunk86 March 17, 2010

alien fart syndrome

Akin to alien hand syndrome. When your farts don't smell like your own anymore.

Due to social stigma the afflicted will hardly ever come out. For the unafflicted it is hard to imagine the terror of not being able to tolerate one's own farts anymore.

- After I bought some E. coli tablets in a Turkish pharmacy to combat my diarrhea, I developed alien fart syndrome instead.

by scornflake December 8, 2011

Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.

Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.

by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014

Alien

1: Lifeform not from earth
2: David Bowie

Dude did you see Alien?

2: David Bowie is so sexy, could he be an alien?

by Jareths balls May 13, 2016