African Elephant Tusks 

When you are getting some hella good head and your about to cum, you grab the chicks ears and yank her head closer when you cum the jizz comes out of the sides of her mouth like elephant tusks.
*yeah this bitch is gonna be crazy like an elephant after this so watch your cock!*

George: Damn i had a close call last night...
Adam: What happened?
George: I gave a girl some African Elephant Tusks last night and the bitch went crazy! I'm lucky i still got my "purple headed yogurt slinger"!
Adam: Dude next time try a "one eyed panda"

African Elephant Tusks by Vince! April 4, 2008

African Ass Guitar 

When you air guitar the shit out of someones ass.

Austin: Hey John can you give me an African Ass Guitar?!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways!

African Ass Guitar by JohnStoneS2000 June 19, 2010

african ballet 

The sport of professional basketball

Did you see the Knicks get their asses handed to them by the Heat in last nites african ballet?

african ballet by Shaniqua OranjuWeese January 24, 2006

african cougar 

A middle aged woman with really long breasts that dates boys half her age.

Did you see Jimmy last night with that african cougar, her boobs were hanging down over her belt.

african cougar by oogachacka February 15, 2010

african bear 

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

african bear by zarussian September 11, 2010

african fingerbang 

After yo girl take a shit then you finger her dirty asshole then you slap it right in the pussy and proceed to African Fingerbang

"Hey honey I'm about to take a shit"
"Aight babe let me give you an African Fingerbang"

african fingerbang by tmac234 May 5, 2015

african bongos 

When a man sticks his dick in a partners ear hitting the ear drum in the process creating a bongo sound

He totally gave me african bongos

african bongos by The3rdWelch November 28, 2018