AusNS

The Australian Natural-Selection community. Probably the best, ever. Of anyone, anywhere. Ever.

by someguy May 29, 2003

ASOS

Probably the best shop ever in the world. Has everything you could even need and the nicest clothes :). Only downside is you can't try clothes on :/

hey, wheres your top from

ASOS :)

ASOS, wtf is that??

ONLY the best ever shop? :o

by itsmeee:) April 28, 2010

Aussie

Nowadays used to describe an Australian of Anglo and/or Caucasian/White appearance or background. I am a Sydney-Sider and this view is most prominent in the youth. But in saying this I cannot speak with absolute certainty whether this perception is Australian wide (Although I have friends and relatives in every State and Territory who are aware of this view). I personally resent this label as a way of identifying the "Anglo/White" community as, I myself come from a Latino background but was BORN and BRED here in Australia and feel as much "aussie" as any other Australian! Australia is a multicultural country and no matter our background/race we are ALL the same nationality! When we go overseas and tell people our nationality we say we are AUSSIE and this is how the rest of the world sees us, AS AUSSIES!!!

1) You ask ANY kid of ANY background who is a aussie and they will tell you someone who is most likely of "first fleet/convict" descent or a "White person" who's close to it. We also use the term "natio/nasho" to ask each other what background we are, when in fact most of us are ALL the same nationality(natio/nasho) which is aussie
2) The older generations will most likely know what you are talking about but do not share the same critical belief that only "White/Anglo" people are aussies as our parents have a stronger sense of being an "aussie"
3) If Australians as a community need to have a way of identifying so-called "Aussies" I think we should reclaim the less common word "Skip" so aussie can be inclusive to all backgrounds
4) No matter whether you be a Latino, African, Fob, Abo, Azn or Wog we are all aussie!

by Ricco Chico August 12, 2007

Aussie Wash

The pre-bedtime act of showering quickly, concentrating on the pubic area, in hopes of luring a blow job.

With the possibility of oral sex, Curt performed an Aussie Wash, to freshen the area.

by Curt Briscar January 18, 2007

Ausome

autistic+awesome=AUSOME

Can be used as an adj., v., n., pron., ect.

That Dark Reysin is so ausome but, Louis Theroux-- He's awesome.

by Iskillforgp August 6, 2009

Autoscopophiliac

An autoscopophiliac is an individual who has sexual relations with a hallucinatory image of him/her self.

Root Word 1 (Prefixial):
Main Entry: au·tos·co·py
Pronunciation: o-'täs-k&-pE
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -pies
: visual hallucination of an image of one's body
Source: Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

-philia
 
a combining form used in the formation of compound words that have the general sense “unnatural attraction” (necrophilia), “tendency” (hemophilia); also forming abstract nouns that correspond to adjectives ending in -philic or -philous or nouns ending in -phile.
Also, -phily.

Origin:
< Gk philía friendship, affinity; see -phile, -ia

Source:
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2009.

Anna the Schizophrenic is such an autoscopophiliac. She gets off on mentally screwing an imaginary image of herself every night when she is alone.

by DEVS/ELYSIVS CHAOS May 23, 2009

autosarcophagy

The act of eating one's own flesh. Comes from Latin: auto for self, sarco for flesh, and phagy for eating.

Investigator 1: The man attempted autosarcophagy to free his hand from the shackles.

Investigator 2: What's that mean?

Investigator 1: Go in and find out.

Investigator 2: OK.... Holy motherfucking shit! <vomits>

by xBinary01111000 December 20, 2009