No one asked

Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them

Jonny: Where is my pen
Raed: ur pen sucks
Jonny: no one asked u dipshit

by blackkky May 11, 2022

Ask the Oracle

Googling the net for definitive answers.

I didn't know if it was a bad idea to mix those meds, so I decided to ask the Oracle and she told me they were the primary ingredients of vomit and comas.

by Buffycee January 15, 2011

Didn't ask

When someone doesn't care about what you just said

Hey, did you know the fruit orange and the color orange are spelt the same. Ok didn't ask.

by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021

a big ask

Apparently used once by Alf in Home and Away, this is an odd phrase which turns the verb ask into a noun. Of all things! Research indicates that it is generally used in sports and business, and randomly by Australians. It also seems to have been embraced by Friends of the Earth, being the name of their campaign against climate change.

I know it's a big ask, but can you stop climate change?

by missmarie June 23, 2006

Asking Alexandria

A plague given to the world by a few British emo kids that wanted to be br00tal. Six years later, their music could be used at Guantanamo bay, on death row to execute prisoners or just make REAL metal bands angry.

Slayer would eat asking Alexandria for breakfast

by Redneckmetalhead66 September 5, 2014

Asking A Felix

To ask a question that is completely ridiculous when you already know the answer to the question.

Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.

YES! My blue jeans are blue, Stop Asking A Felix!!

by JosVan84 May 5, 2018

nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left

"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"

by liminalitea June 6, 2022