Age of Empires 3

Sweetest game on the planet earth it Pwn's! but there are to many fucking NOOBS who ruin the game for everybody

NOOBS in Age of Empires 3=FAGS

by Gregorchuk June 11, 2006

Age 18 About-Face

The sudden 180-degree whiplash that the typical female teen pop star undergoes at a certain magical age. Her public/stage persona, until this time, accentuated her virginity, purity, and innocence. Suddenly, Daddy's little girl morphs into PowerSlut Girl, and her stage persona and performance incorporate pole-dancing, nearly transparent clothing, exaggerated sexuality, and raunchy language and content.

The Age 18 About-Face can be avoided by a singer who has genuine talent and is something more than a music-industry manufactured product, but realistically, how many female teenage pop singers fill that bill?

You know J. Random Teenie-Singer, that blonde Momon purity queen whose hymen seems to be worshiped by half the music industry? Yeah, there are a lot of middle-aged men slavering for a year from now when she pulls her Age 18 About-Face.

by DancingKali April 28, 2011

age gap love

Sexual or romantic feelings directed at a teenage girl by an old man. See also "Minor Attracted Person," "Chomo," "Short eyes," and "Pedo."

"Luke defended age gap love by claiming that society infantilizes 13 year old girls and denies their autonomy and agency, and now everyone knows he's a pedophile."

by GenXColbyCheese January 20, 2021

age gracefully

To embrace the natural aging process.

To look fantastic and healthy for your age without the help of dermal fillers, Botox or plastic surgery.

To age gracefully: "Your grandmother looks great for 82. The lines on her face show character and indicate that she has experienced an interesting life."

To not age gracefully: "Your grandmother looks quite scary for 82. The stretched out skin on her face and inability to make facial expressions indicates that she is insecure about her age so she is desperately trying to look younger, but it still doesn't look good. She's not fooling anybody so she should really just embrace her natural beauty."

by spaghetti_hair September 3, 2016

Age Range

The Age Range is the range you go by when dating. Typically the rule is one year younger than you or up to two years older. Your range increases as you get older, e.g. it's not always a good idea for an eighteen-year-old to date a twenty-three-year-old, but a twenty-five-year-old could easily date a thirty-year-old without it being a problem.

Girl 1: "He's really cute."
Girl 2: "Yes, but he's way out of your age range."

by meretriciousss June 2, 2012

Age Theory

The Age Theory is based on social norm that the older the woman is , the more accpetable it is for her to make the first move or persue a man as oppossed to the man making proverbial first move.

Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".

Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.

Mike : "Hi Johnny , how you been?"

Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"

Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"

Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".

Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"

by Pofadder May 19, 2010

age 13

The age where you began to question your life .. and start to date people that you aren’t proud to and you think you will find love at this age but you most likely won’t

I can’t wait to be age 13 and get a boyfriend

by Haha losers November 8, 2020