atkins diet

a stinking heap of rotting bullshit

women: i tried the atkins diet and instead of losing 10 pounds i gain 7,000

by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

Atkins diet

A marketing pitch used by Subway (like that 6g fat crap) and McDonalds to scam millions of judgement-lacking idiots into think a lard-packed, cheese stuffed, burrito or Subway Sandwich, with loads of mayonaise and unsalted butter topping it off will make them lose weight.

"Tonight, why not try our all new Atkins-approved supersized beef taco! With all of your favorite ingredients, barbeque sauces, mayonaise, excess poorly drained bacon, melted fatty-cheese residue from the dairy factory, and topped off with solid chunks of lard for that mmm mmm flavor!"

by Chang Tan June 17, 2004

Atkins-load

The biggest number is an Atkins-load. It is the largest number possible. One can't count to it. Not that you would get bored or something, it is physically and mentally impossible to count up to an Atkins-load.

""There are an Atkins-load of stars in the galaxy." said my astronomy teacher."

by Nick and Mark and Mischa April 29, 2008

Atkins

Something dumb, plain, lame, and boring.
In other words somewhere you don't want to be. A hated location.

Lets leave this party is so Atkins.

by Chantel_Bea August 12, 2008

Leon Atkins

stumbling, unsure

He is so Leon Atkins!

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Atkinson

A small town in central Nebraska. has about 1200 people living there. Closest city is Omaha. Zip code is 68713

Jane Doe
123 Sherrill Street
68713 Atkinson, NE

by jerbearsgirl April 12, 2011

The Atkins

1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.

1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.

by Mitur Binisdirty September 4, 2008