Run a train

When a bunch sad guys with no self respect or self worth have sex with a female who also has no self respect or self worth or could be (in certain cases) getting raped

Guy 1 :Hey man do you wanna run a train on this girl I found sleeping outside?

Guy 2 :Sure I don’t have anything better to do with my life at all, I don’t have a girlfriend, wife or kids and I don’t think I ever will also I might be a closet gay so I’m only tapping the booty hole #onthedownlow

by Kill ‘‘em dead for real December 1, 2022

Runnin a Train

Multiple people having sex; typically male; often occurs in incarcerated settings.

Can be used to define a line of people one is having sex with.

"Yo we was runnin a train at that gathering"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

bump a train

London slang for fare evasion.

My mate got caught trying to bump a train.

by ggsm3 April 30, 2024

run a train

Since if one person "rails" another, then two persons committing the act on one person would therefore connect the hypothetical rails, resulting into a hypothetical train running through the receiver.

"Yo bro, let's run a train on that bitch from 48th Ave."
"Bruh we should run a train on the bitch from 10th Downing St."

by Mr. Train Conductor June 5, 2025

Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.

Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.

by Track Work October 8, 2025

Vein on a train

Someone on a train who gives you a vein, because something they are doing is annoying you, perhaps even their face!

"That person over there is the ultimate vein on a train."

"I wish that person would turn their music off, they're becoming a vein on a train."

"Why does she feel the need to constantly purse her lips, she is a massive vein on a train."

by Leonard Bott III May 17, 2008

Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014