An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die
by Mesa big boy February 18, 2019
One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.
Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.
"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018
by CavemanTheSecond December 22, 2019
John: Blimey my beer tastes foul its got no fizz at all
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you
Bill: Yeah John that Stellas flat as Holland, I'd be sending it back if I were you
by Celfore January 14, 2019
I am going out on a date tonight with a gal who's a flatballer. (or) That flat baller can boat race.
by Imaginablemedium February 03, 2012
An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.
NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'
NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'
by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020
by odelay February 23, 2012