January 1st

National Toe Sucking day

It’s January 1st bois, it’s toe time.

by nmklopvbhjuixcfgtyzsderaqw October 22, 2019

September 1st

National Danielle Cohn dance day.

A day where everyone must stop everything they are doing and do the “you can twerk while in the splits” dance at precisely 4:00pm

Hey Isn’t it September 1st.

YO BODY ROCK AND YO BOOTY POPPIN IM PROUD TO CALL YOU MY BITCH💁🏿 ♀️💃🏿🗣

by Danielle lover November 2, 2019

1st Grade

The 1st Grade is the first stage of primary education in most countries, it starts with English, Maths, Science, ICT, PSHCE, Social Studies.

This kid is in the 1st grade
I love the 1st grade
I hate 1st grade

by TheTunisianWriter April 16, 2020

1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020

1st happines

the pleasure from masturbation

his body was happy with first happiness

by crunk m June 9, 2005

April 1st

This day is national for just giving really stupid jokes

John-Hey you have something on your shirt

Sophie-No i dont
John-Flicks his finger up her face
Sophie-What the fuck
John-its april 1st national do stupid jokes day

by Angela_4660 December 9, 2019

May 1st

Is national all Bella's get a hot boyfriend day! Anyone with abs and dark hair above 5'10 will do. Thank you next

It was May 1st when I got a hot boyfriend..

by Immathotandhoeboyssss October 15, 2019