A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.
Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".
Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".
Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".
Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".
Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".
Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".
Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".
by Van Eric Adams September 8, 2023
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Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.
Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.
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Kitten Smuggling:
"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"
"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."
"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"
"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."
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2. Someone with undeniable class and sex-appeal.
3. A term typically used in veneration of one with the characteristics described above.
2. Someone with undeniable class and sex-appeal.
3. A term typically used in veneration of one with the characteristics described above.
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