18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008

can you hop off my dick

Can you stop bugging me

Clean your room

No can you hop off my dick

by Big Miami March 6, 2017

oh my god did it sing

I don't care!

x: my cat gave birth to kittens!
y: oh my god did it sing!?

by faithless August 3, 2003

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

Suck my dick and call me nancy!

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009