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I beat my meat to squid porn

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I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 7, 2018
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you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.
charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.
by ELsei August 12, 2007
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18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008
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oh my god did it sing

x: my cat gave birth to kittens!
y: oh my god did it sing!?
by faithless August 3, 2003
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one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
by JormanThoad February 28, 2018
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