Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.
Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?
by Procket Man March 18, 2015
Get the Pedophile State Universitymug. This now defunct diploma mill from Texas gave an MBA to a house cat named Colby Nolan for $399. Unfortunately for the school, the house cat belonged to the Pennsylvania attorney general's office who was investigating the school. So the term is now used to describe any bullshit college with little credibility or that just sells degrees.
Fuck yeah I have a degree. I have a PhD in underwater marble stacking from Trinity Southern University.
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You're thinking about going to Walden University? Don't do that, that school is sooo a Trinity Southern University.
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You're thinking about going to Walden University? Don't do that, that school is sooo a Trinity Southern University.
by David McBride March 28, 2008
Get the Trinity Southern Universitymug. A desolate shithole university in east Alabama filled with pretentious assholes. The football team has never risen above mediocrity, but the stupid fans don’t know any better. You can hear some of them mumbling about “prettiest village on the plains”, but if you’ve ever been there, you’ll know that’s a lie. They are completely confused as to whether they are to be “Tigers” or “plainsmen” and their battle cry is “War Eagle” as apparently an Eagle flew over the place and took a shit, and the University president thought it tasted good enough to have a war over.
by Southtown hillbilly June 5, 2018
Get the Auburn Universitymug. by Morphius13 July 18, 2016
Get the Put a dent in the universemug. An account on Youtube that apparently owns everything. They will delete your videos if they find just the smallest reason to believe you have used material that belongs to them. The thing is, almost none of the content is really theirs! You can try to dispute the claim, but that will most likely get you banned from Youtube, because almighty UMG thinks that it can just go around and pwn everyone and everything. Oh, and don't even think about messaging them, because they won't reply.
by Bob1111118393825 January 23, 2009
Get the Universal Music Groupmug. A little private christian college in some weird ass named town that starts with a B located an hour south of Chicago. Everyone tries to get married by sophomore year. Close to 90% of the people are sheltered and have never talked to the opposite sex so I guess it works out. All the women are naturally just thick as hell.
by Humbledbeast52 March 19, 2017
Get the Olivet Nazarene Universitymug. When a nigga say some shit that’s so dumb that he needs to take a whole-ass class to realize how dumb he is.
Guy 1: Hey bro you know the earths flat
Guy 2: Bro are you fucking retarded? Please apply at dumb nigga university
Guy 2: Bro are you fucking retarded? Please apply at dumb nigga university
by bruinsboy July 19, 2020
Get the dumb nigga universitymug.