somebody set up us the bomb 

Famous line from famously remembered badly translated japanese video game Zero Wing, turned internet phenomenon with many different parodies of the original sega game

Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
(spoken in the Flash animation as Someone set up us the bomb)
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

somebody set up us the bomb by keslan:) May 10, 2007

Soaking the Broccoli 

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

Soaking the Broccoli by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

getting some mud on the tires 

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

getting some mud on the tires by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Song of the Homeless 

a folk song with magical revival and stamina boosting powers, shrouded in mystery, and song by homeless people to give them sustenance and energy. it's lyrics and tune are virtually unknown to non-homeless people. however, it is generally believed that homeless people softly sing it to themselves right before taking a homeless jizz.

"Damn im so fuckin hungry right now...i wish i knew the song of the homeless."

Song of the Homeless by five_generations May 7, 2009

south of the border shower 

1) To take a mexican shower

2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink

dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga

south of the border shower by lil franksta November 11, 2011

hit the poon and leave real soon 

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.

"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"

hit the poon and leave real soon by S.money January 27, 2016

soup on the side 

Causal way of saying suicide without causing your friends to worry about you too much

Mark: aw man that sucks I’m sorry
Dan: ha yeah I want to commit soup on the side
Mark: let’s get ice cream

soup on the side by Coolrat5 August 13, 2018