Water Bottle

A hot, cute, or gorgeous guy.

"Look over there, its a water bottle."

"Damn, there's no water bottles here."

by thisislegit94 August 16, 2011

break water

v. regarding pooping, a payload so large that a portion of the deposit is protruding from the surface of the toilet water. see also low tide.

bachelor: "man, i just took the biggest dump. it was awesome."
roommate: "cool. did you break water?"

by andylago September 12, 2005

sex water

water where fish do the dirty-dirty

pool where a couple have sexual intercourse

ewwww the ocean is a giant vat of sex water!!! dont swim in it!!

by nickerdoodle March 10, 2008

Naughty Water

Naughty Water Means to cum during No Nut November.

Me: (cums)
gf: (me) you have released some naughty water... Naughty boy....

by Wilson le dog November 4, 2019

Water Crotch

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

by Richard January 24, 2008

water rub

when a stranger swims past you and unexpectedly and unknowingly brushes your genitalia.

I was at the town pool on a hot summers day when my junk got water rubbed by an old man's fleshly calf as he swam past me

by Schmorl's Node October 2, 2010

Angry water

The waters not hot, it's just angry.

Oh no! who made the water angry again?
Angry water

by Heyo! February 25, 2019