Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.
I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.
by Bandeezee August 11, 2019
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by mdc for life September 3, 2019
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A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
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by Mr cumaco November 6, 2019
Get the Rusty CHAMCO mug.Guy 1: I’m gonna give you a rusty quarter
Guy 2: Ohhh kinky ;)
Guy 1: I’m just giving you a quarter, weirdo
Guy 2: Ohhh kinky ;)
Guy 1: I’m just giving you a quarter, weirdo
by Dawndolphin January 14, 2020
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Person 1: “Hey, I heard you got with Max last night! How was it?”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
Person 2: “It was great, expect for when he asked me to give him the ol’ Rusty Torres... I was thoroughly confused.”
by Offensive Offender February 4, 2020
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by bathtub69 March 9, 2020
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