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tangier island 

A small island off the east coast of Virginia with a population of about 500 people. Completely surrounded by water, the only way to get there is by a boat or ferry. They people who live on the island have a very strong English accent and talk "backwards". For example, if you saw a pretty girl, instead of saying "she's pretty!", you would say "she's ugly!"
"I'm from Tangier Island howyee doin?"

"My co-worker is from Tangier Island and has the craziest accent"
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fraser island 

If you like sand this is the place for you. Within moments of arriving upon the Sand island you are literally immersed in Sand. Sand up to your knees. Sand up to your elbows. everywhere you look, Sand. Fancy a stroll down the sand? How about a romantic dinner for two in the Sand? Enjoy the sunset, on the Sand. you'll fall asleel with Sand, you'll wake up with Sand. You'll eat with Sand, drink with Sand, on Sand, next to Sand, surrounded by Sand! I hope you like Sand in all those great family memories. You'll grow so attached to Sand, you'll become best friends, with Sand. and when it comes time to leave this paradise of Sand, dont stress, im sure some Sand will make its way home with you.

Sand.
Child (looking fondly at family photo): hey mum wheres this photo from?
Mum: Oh that from Sand... Fraser Island kids!
fraser island by Sandra Shores June 26, 2017

tangier island 

an island off the coast of Virginia, also known as Satan's den. A very terrifying and utterly disturbing area that should most definitely be erased from the planet. Population: about 6, and not one of them is in there right mind.
I once visited Tangier Island as a kid, it was absolutely scarring. I will never feel safe again.
tangier island by thePPlacetron August 8, 2017

Dinosaur island 

" I went to Australia and survived!"
"No way dude, Dinosaur island!?"
Dinosaur island by fucktard40000 September 17, 2018

Pawleys Island, SC 

A beach town located 20 miles south of Myrtle Beach, defined by rich snobs with million dollar homes, and poor, white trash locals, who hate outsiders. The area suffers from class warfare and a divide between out of state people who own property and the locals, who depend on the out of state people. You will routinely see bums on the sidewalks and on scooters putzing along highway 17, next to BMW and Mercedes driving down the road and fine jewelry stores. The area has become more touristy, which unfortunately has only aggravated the locals even more. The roads and street lights cannot handle the overwhelming amount of traffic during the beach season.
Pawleys Island, SC is a small beach town in South Carolina, on a barrier island. It’s known for its beaches and historic parks.

Shelter island 

A small town on an island in the Hampton’s accessed by ferries. Very blue collared and redneck. Winters are boring as shit, summers are better than anywhere else. You’re bound to see either a truck, a dirt bike or an American flag every half mile.
Yo you here about that piece of Alabama they cut out and dropped next to Long Island?
-you mean shelter island?
Shelter island by shitterboy May 27, 2019

Staten Island

The forgotten borough of New York lot of rona sending and juulers everyone vapes it drinks if u don’t your probably gay. There’s no girl like a Staten Island girl trust me. So many baddies on the island are becoming gay or bi ever since Sofia Michelle came out as bi. It’s the new cool. (Not). Also liberals aren’t very much liked
Yo u going to the party in staten island