aftertweet

the second thoughts that you just had after you a) ran out of characters or b) hit the enter button on Twitter.

I tweeted him and told him he was being stupid, but as an 'aftertweet', I explained that I was feeling cranky that day.

I added the address of the party as an 'aftertweet'.

by jane the impaler April 19, 2011

after laughtershock

Calling friend who caused laughtershock to inform them of such.

Laughing hours later at Mike's joke, Jay called to inform him of his " after laughtershock"

by Teresa V. June 18, 2011

Aftermath Fan

(noun): bandwagon fan resulting from an unexpected celebrity death.

After Amy Whinehouse died you became an aftermath fan of hers.

by J Weeby August 2, 2011

After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

Afternoonal

When a person's activity and awareness is often at a peek during the middle of the day.

I can't ever seem to wake up early in the morning, I must be afternoonal

by Sasko40 November 6, 2011

After Christmas Effect

The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.

My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.

by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012

Afterbanged

When you fuck the shit outta a bitch, then when you got a limp dick, you fuck her again.

dude i came so hard, then i afterbanged that bitch.

by themothafuckawitdacucka July 28, 2012