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window of inopportunity 

A period of time when something cannot be done. Antonym of "window of opportunity". A slightly sarcastic phrase drawing on its opposite meaning of a common phrase.
We dont have data for May, thats a huge hole in our marketing campaign. May is a window of inopportunity!

windowing 

The act of going to your crush's house removing all your clothes and then wiping your dick across a window preferably one where your crush can see you.
Tom: I was windowing Suzie last night when suddenly her dad came and I had to run away.
Paul: What the fuck is wrong with you?
windowing by TroofPoof May 4, 2016

window peeker 

People who smoke or snort cocaine and get so paranoid they are constantly peeking out the window.
Tommy is so paranoid from smoking crack he's been standing there all night being a window peeker.
window peeker by Knowledge4u September 21, 2016

window booty 

When female sits in the window of a vehicle door with her ass hanging outside of car for sexual reasons
Man you haven't had no booty until you try some window booty
window booty by Turtletoes May 23, 2018

Window of Enthusiasm 

A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.
Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.

document window 

A window that opens to a specific document.
That document window should be rather self explanatory.