time bandits

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.

Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

Clown Time

Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face

"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"

by Golden Foot April 17, 2012

Lillard time

Derived from basketball player Damian Lillard, who was famous for his ability to suddenly go from 0 to 100. From that point one he would be unstoppable, hitting buzzer beaters and clutch threes... the list goes on. Tapping your wrist where a watch would be several times signifies lillard time. This is usually done after having a very good run in a sporting event or hitting a clutch shot in basketball specifically.

Oh my goodness, that shot was extraordinarily deep, how did it even go in? Wow, it is Lillard time.

by Gablabatoponus August 24, 2020

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Tiff Time

It's that time of the year usually consisting of a weekend to 2 weeks where 2 best friends meet up to Vacation with one another.

Holy cow, this year's Tiff time was off the hook!!

by Ezras13 February 11, 2017

Do time

To do time is to serve a prison sentence.

If I get caught then I ain't snitching, I can do time

by Corn-Sizzurp May 13, 2021

Cullen Time

Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.

- Oh shit its cullen time
-Ur pulling a cullen

by Hardennnnnnn April 29, 2021