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Cignastti Taint Ripper

When your friend died due to an unfortunate accident at a local hibachi grill watching his beloved Hoosiers win a national title. His friends honored his life by performing the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. This act must be performed while giving the eulogy. Eye contact must be continuous towards his widow while removing your finest trousers, and driving your balls forcefully from the balls to the taint in a grinding motion. You are finished when you feel a slight rip on your chode or ballsack.
Chris died while eating a kickass buffet at Mr Hibachi. To properly honor him, AAron performed the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. There was not a dry eye among the attendees.

Tennessee taint torcher

When you blow torch someone’s taints off
My neighbor took a shit on my car, I’m going to give him the Tennessee Taint torcher when I see him again

GHETTO-TAINMENT

A specific subset of entertainment, Ghetto-Tainment refers to forms of entertainment that are found primarily, though not exclusively, in poor, largely African American communities (generally referred to by authors, scholars and historians as ghettos) that suffer from a lack of jobs and thus have a need to find ways to entertain themselves in their spare time.

People in the community often remark that "idle hands are tools of the Devil".

This is a unique culture that has developed in the so-called "Hood", to use a popular slang term.

They do, on increasingly common occasions,"take the show on the road" in order to foster better relations with all colors, creeds, and nations.

Regular performances are easy to find, especially if you are an urban dweller.

They often perform in malls, theatres, schools, and open air street venues, and even airports for larger presentations of their cultural entertainment practices.

They also often travel to restaurants, fast food joints, stores of all kinds, and even libaries and churches when the number of entertainers is limited to less than 25.

If a public or even private space exists, increasingly popular Ghetto-Tainment will find it sooner or later.

You can even find no or low cost personal family visits from experienced, trained, professional Ghetto-tainers who just love to share with you at home, at school, at work, or even when you're at Fenway Park.
My brother took me to McDonalds for a late dinner after a long day and we were pleasnatly surprized to unexpectedly enjoy some Ghetto-Tainment.

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

Itchy Side Taint 

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

lick a taint 

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it
Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!
lick a taint by RuralDictionary$$$ August 14, 2016