Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

monster times

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

Nutella Time

watching porn with the homies but instead of a group fap session we just eat instead, preferably bread and nutella

Hey Cliff I'm feeling really dry today, can we go to your place for a Nutella Time?

by beapimpnotasimp July 19, 2020

Feeding Time

A sex move where the woman lays on their side the partner also lays but low or high enough for him to reach the woman boob for sucking and for the woman to jerk off the penis until ejaculation then the woman cleans off the dick or vagina with her moth or vagina by rubbing it against the dick or vag

let's do the Feeding Time pls its the best position for me

by ButtNamer69 July 12, 2021

Groves Time

1. excuse for being late
2. irractic arrival to events and sometimes no-shows
3. term used by entire towns on drug wait
4. expected lateness of 20 min or more of certain party members

aDang Casey, where the fuck you been?!!
bman...
cyou said 10 min, 20 min ago!
awhat can i say, groves time baby, groves time.

by Gezwa February 12, 2008

Slurpy time

1) The act of giving oral to a woman that is already wet.

2) Inserting a squid into any wet orifice. (generally the vagina)
The squid is often traded between partners several times.

I had slurpy time with tayler while at the beach, but she didn't want to reciprocate.

by Yoyochickashizle December 21, 2013

missed timing

Its what you say when your opponent does something that you don't like/ want (Usually completely legal) and there are no judges online. Primarily used on yugioh simulator - duelingbook

Tommy: I activate the effect of "ash"
Bob: Missed timing

by ilikestarboiii May 31, 2021