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Shit Stained Balls 

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.
Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..
Shit Stained Balls by JxHAWK July 28, 2014
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School for little catholic gay boys that like pastor dick.
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Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV) 

A group of disaffected priests from the Society of Saint Pius the Tenth (SSPX) that left and formed their own organization when the SSPX began dialogue with the Holy See concerning reconcilliation. The SSPV advocate Sedevacantism, which means they believe that the Papal Office is vacant, and the current Pope is an antipope. Most members will contest the Papal reigns of Blessed John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul, Blessed John Paul II, and Benedict XVI, although some do accept the legitimacy of Blessed John XXIII's reign. The SSPV do not hold the Second Vatican Council (Vatican II) as valid and binding on Catholics because they believe that it's decrees contradict the traditional Catholic faith and are "heresy." The SSPV rejects the Ordinary form liturgy of Paul VI, and celebrates all the Sacraments (Especially the Eucharist) according to the Traditional Latin Missal. The SSPV, like many other Sedevacantist groups claim that they are the true Catholic Church, and the Modern Church is Heretical, sometimes citing the apocalyptic warning given by Our Lady of Salette.

In short a marginalized group, excommunicate from the Catholic Church proper, who make up a small minority of the world's traditionalists.
Bill said he believes in sedevacantism and has started attending that "Society of Saint Pius the Fifth (SSPV)" chapel on Market Street.

saint george utah 

somewhat a shit hole of a place to live. filled with dead end jobs and judgmental mormons. unless you have a bunch of real true friends here you are screwed. its boring unless you like to piss in the bushes every day. no gambling no clubs and the bars are filled with fat chicks who cant dance, ugly ass men who think they have game or old people who have hit rock bottom. Everyone here talks shit. dont tell no one nothing cause all your secrets will be posted all over this city cause no one knows how to keep their mouth shut. also full of illegals and wanna be gangsters LMAO.
saint george utah by allknowingsweets December 31, 2011
a rock group from springfield, mass. they've produced hit songs like "Its been awhile", "So Far Away", and "Right Here", but all of there songs are good. they started as J-CAT but soon changed there name to Staind. In 1996 they released "Tormented" a nightmarish self-released album. They only produced 4000 copies of the album originally. Around 1998 Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst signed the group to flip records, and in 1999 they released "Dysfunction". it wasn't as angry or suicidal as Tormented but was very angry sounding. They released "Just Go", "Mudshovel", and "Home" as singles. On the family values tour they released the live song "Outside" which was there first main-stream hit. In 2001 they released "Break The Cycle" which spawned hits like "Its been awhile", "Fade", "For You", and "Epiphany" it has sold 5x Platinum in america. They released "14 shades of grey" in 2003. Frontman Aaron lewis had a daughter now and wrote songs about her. it spawned the hits "So Far Away", and "Price To Play". In 2005 they released there 5th album "Chapter V" which has sold platinum and held the gold selling single "Right Here". they released "The singles" in 2006 with a remastered version of "Come Again" which was on "Tormented" and in 2008 they released "Illusion of Progress" which they called there most musical album. Staind is a great band with emotional lyrics and are one of the best bands out there.
"I got the new staind album"
"Yeah, So did i"
staind by Raw Faith October 26, 2009
The best band out there right now
John: Staind is the best band! Yeah!
staind by Marinerman July 3, 2005
Staint Is a feeling of being sustained, usually from a narcotic of some sort.

It can also be used as a short term for sustained, as it the term “Staint” doesn’t have to be directly involved with a narcotic, however that is when it is most commonly used.
1. Derrick Drunk some lean and felt very Staint

2. Mom I ate this great donut at Krispy Kreme made me feel so Staint
Staint by NJ in da buldin April 23, 2018