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getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.
I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking
by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017
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cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..
She was cock skiing the both of us..
by THrrn July 12, 2016
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Sports Cock

A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.
Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.
by Kazer72 July 8, 2016
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flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.
by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018
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barrel cock

Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"
by Iceagebaby February 12, 2018
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Cock of Justice

A cock of justice is cock of all cocks, transcending above other men's cocks. It has gone through the most honorable actions that a cock can go through. Scoring multiple women in a night, etc. Extremely hard to achieve. Only a few percentage of the population may attain the cock of justice. Shortly known as 'coj'
Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
Phil (guy with cock of justice): I command the cock of justice
by Hardick Sukhdeep March 10, 2012
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heirloom cock

The names and phone numbers that get passed along now that your friend is seeing someone exclusively.
Now that Jason and Cindy are exclusive, she said she'd pass along some of her Heirloom Cock to us. Dibs on the guy with all the tattoos.
by Ephemily May 19, 2012
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