noodle

the act of inserting a noodle into the beverage of a friend when he/she is not paying attention, so as to cause frustration and embarrassment. Especially effective when used in an alcoholic beverage later in the evening and when used multiple times.

Man, we noodled the hell out of Jon last night. By the eleventh time he was so embarrassed!

by IAmBoosh April 21, 2009

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

Flip Noodle

An idiot who doesn't know much, similar to a dip-dong

Girl 1: Wow, who's that girl and why is she still wearing Hannah Montana clothes?

Girl 2: I don't know. She's a total flip noodle.

by lalalalalalllama January 11, 2012

BRUTAL NOODLE

a very very big penis

he had a brutal noodle and he could barely fit it in me becky

by freedom3 May 12, 2016

Booty Noodle

A term used to describe the hair of a persons anal area, when it has grown to a decent length and has a accumulated clumps a fecal matter on the hairs.

Ewww! Ed you dont shave your asshole? You definitely have booty noodles.

by trapbaby69 July 7, 2021

bucket of noodles

The occurance of two men squirting into a pale and dumping the contents onto a plate of pasta.

So, I was really gonna go all out for my anniversary, but I decided just to go with Bucket of Noodles. She broke up with me.

by Jiminy Christmas January 15, 2008

Cup of noodles

Clean white spit with poop

“I like noodles”, cup of noodles”.

by CupOfLiop October 8, 2020