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Chocolate Mountain 

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.
"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

metaphor mountain

one of the many universes.
metaphor mountain is coming to an end

islantic mountain water 

THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water

Lookout mountain

Where Denver high schoolers go to make out and fuck in their cars. Also overlooks the Colorado school of mines
Bob: hey, you want to drive lookout mountain today?

Angela: no I don’t want to have sex

rocky mountain river trail 

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!

Rocky Mountain Massacre 

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.
Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!