Couser

A male cousin married to a half sibling of whom no genetic relationship exists between the two.

My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022

Moor

Colloquial term for a Spaniard, as they descend from North African muslims known as Moors.

"Who's that Moor fella you like watching in films?"

"Antonio Banderas?"

"Ah, Yeah! That's it."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe October 30, 2018

Couch Queen

A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.

"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024

housewench

Female couchweight and sandwich maker. Spends most of her time watching soaps and facebooking.

"Quit watching Days and Maury all day and get a day job you useless housewench. I don't work 40 hours a week so you can sit on your ass all day and enjoy the cable and internet I pay for. Contribute something or hit the road."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 18, 2019

Musist

Someone prejudice against the music tastes of someone else. A musical bigot.

"Pff, only your kind can appreciate this kind of garbage music."

"Oh, yeah? And what kind is that if I might ask?"

"Nickelback fans."

"You know what Gary? I'm beginning to think you're an intolerant musist."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 19, 2019

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 05, 2022

Reddit

Where beta males, cucks, snowflakes, and Jews flock to so the rest of the internet doesn't have to deal with them.

"I bet that whiny cuck Percy Steinberg, who ratted Jimmy out for smoking on company property, got beaten up at school a lot."

"I bet you're right. He probably spends half the work day crying on Reddit about his beta male problems. His virtual mommy."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe June 29, 2019