Definitions by jimwkejnwekdkwe
Couch Queen
A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.
"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
Couch Queen by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024
Chocolate Mountain
Chocolate Mountain by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022
Couser
My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.
Couser by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022
Milkbagger
An eastern Canadian. Typically a strong liberal voter. Responsible for electing and securing the Trudeau regime's rise to power. Name originating with their preference for containing milk in bags as opposed to cartons or jugs.
"That metrosexual, Prius driving, milkbagger stole my spot at the Oilers-Leafs game. I should rip that "Vote Liberal" decal off his car, seal his mouth shut, and kick his skinny jean ass back to Toronto."
Milkbagger by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 14, 2022
Where beta males, cucks, snowflakes, and Jews flock to so the rest of the internet doesn't have to deal with them.
"I bet that whiny cuck Percy Steinberg, who ratted Jimmy out for smoking on company property, got beaten up at school a lot."
"I bet you're right. He probably spends half the work day crying on Reddit about his beta male problems. His virtual mommy."
"I bet you're right. He probably spends half the work day crying on Reddit about his beta male problems. His virtual mommy."
Reddit by jimwkejnwekdkwe June 29, 2019
Invert
"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
Invert by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019
Musist
"Pff, only your kind can appreciate this kind of garbage music."
"Oh, yeah? And what kind is that if I might ask?"
"Nickelback fans."
"You know what Gary? I'm beginning to think you're an intolerant musist."
"Oh, yeah? And what kind is that if I might ask?"
"Nickelback fans."
"You know what Gary? I'm beginning to think you're an intolerant musist."
Musist by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 19, 2019