Couch Queen

A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.

"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024

Musist

Someone prejudice against the music tastes of someone else. A musical bigot.

"Pff, only your kind can appreciate this kind of garbage music."

"Oh, yeah? And what kind is that if I might ask?"

"Nickelback fans."

"You know what Gary? I'm beginning to think you're an intolerant musist."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 19, 2019

housewench

Female couchweight and sandwich maker. Spends most of her time watching soaps and facebooking.

"Quit watching Days and Maury all day and get a day job you useless housewench. I don't work 40 hours a week so you can sit on your ass all day and enjoy the cable and internet I pay for. Contribute something or hit the road."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 18, 2019

Couser

A male cousin married to a half sibling of whom no genetic relationship exists between the two.

My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022

Invert

An appropriate term for an Australian.

"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"

"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019

Moor

Colloquial term for a Spaniard, as they descend from North African muslims known as Moors.

"Who's that Moor fella you like watching in films?"

"Antonio Banderas?"

"Ah, Yeah! That's it."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe October 30, 2018

Milkbagger

An eastern Canadian. Typically a strong liberal voter. Responsible for electing and securing the Trudeau regime's rise to power. Name originating with their preference for containing milk in bags as opposed to cartons or jugs.

"That metrosexual, Prius driving, milkbagger stole my spot at the Oilers-Leafs game. I should rip that "Vote Liberal" decal off his car, seal his mouth shut, and kick his skinny jean ass back to Toronto."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 14, 2022