jimwkejnwekdkwe's definitions

Reddit

Where beta males, cucks, snowflakes, and Jews flock to so the rest of the internet doesn't have to deal with them.

"I bet that whiny cuck Percy Steinberg, who ratted Jimmy out for smoking on company property, got beaten up at school a lot."

"I bet you're right. He probably spends half the work day crying on Reddit about his beta male problems. His virtual mommy."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe June 29, 2019

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022

Invert

An appropriate term for an Australian.

"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"

"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019

Milkbagger

An eastern Canadian. Typically a strong liberal voter. Responsible for electing and securing the Trudeau regime's rise to power. Name originating with their preference for containing milk in bags as opposed to cartons or jugs.

"That metrosexual, Prius driving, milkbagger stole my spot at the Oilers-Leafs game. I should rip that "Vote Liberal" decal off his car, seal his mouth shut, and kick his skinny jean ass back to Toronto."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 14, 2022

Moor

Colloquial term for a Spaniard, as they descend from North African muslims known as Moors.

"Who's that Moor fella you like watching in films?"

"Antonio Banderas?"

"Ah, Yeah! That's it."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe October 30, 2018

Couser

A male cousin married to a half sibling of whom no genetic relationship exists between the two.

My father's brother's son is married to my half sister who my father adopted when she was 8. Couldn't ask for a better couser.

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2022

Couch Queen

A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.

"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024