junkad

to snort Windex.

Stop junkadding!

by bread infection December 1, 2009

Junkamuffin

A midget that cant jump.

person 1) Hey man, did you just see what I saw?
person 2) The Junkamuffin?
person 3) Ya, that was hilarious

by Jespaulabos December 17, 2009

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010

Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011

Junkjustment

When a male attempts to maneuver his "junk" in a more comfortable position.

After wearing the speedo for 3 hours, Doug reached down to make a junkjustment.

by ewlemons41 October 7, 2010

Junkila

When you are too intoxicated to explain your feelings of how you wish a friend was also at the party you are attending, you summarize those feelings with the word "junkila".

Text 1: Hey how's your night going?
Text 2: JUNKILA!

by shalombitchessss February 23, 2011

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011